What would be your first reaction if a fat man wearing only a thong, a tube, lipstick, and a crown were ....?

running towards you.What would be your first reaction if a fat man wearing only a thong, a tube, lipstick, and a crown were ....?
run away...quick..What would be your first reaction if a fat man wearing only a thong, a tube, lipstick, and a crown were ....?
What's Daddy doing now?
Gosh! You described my Ex-Wife! Put ';Woman'; in where you have Man? And it's her! UUGGGG!
my eyes.....they burn!!! then i would run away :]
a queer is attempting to rape me. then I'd draw my gun and kill it in self-defense
hide.
I would hold out my arms for a hug...and then snap his thong!
id scream at the top of my lungs and run like i'd never b4
*point*


*giggle*


*skip away*
Probably start laughing, then snap out of it and run quickly away.
What the ****
man, eating that chili dog with pickles and a glass of buttermilk right before bed was a bad, bad idea
I'd wonder who mugged Santa -- and why they let him keep the crown.
i wud scream OMG RUN 4 UR LIFE ITS A SPERM WHALE
Ho-hum...these family reunions are really a bore!
I would realise I was drunk and running towards a mirror. lol
i wouldnt be able to stop laughing!

adult acne